SWILL TEAM 6 MISSION BRIEFING

The following are the rules of engagement and standard operating procedures for any and all Swill Team 6 missions as directed by SW6 Admiral Shuttlecock.
Revision 1.2 (section: Mission Standards 3,4)


Swill Team 6 Operative Requirements
Selectee must complete the requirements listed below to become a fully inducted operative of ST6
1. On a Swill Team 6 Mission (a pre designated trail) the Selectee Must complete the entire trail. “Zenning or Booze hounding” is not authorized.
2. During the Swill Team mission, the selectee must carry a six pack of standard 12oz beer cans. The Beer may be of the Selectee’s choice, and must be beer.
Cider and similar beverages are not authorized.
3. At six designated check points throughout the mission, the selectee will stop and shotgun a beer.
(One of the six being carried) shot gunning must and will be done at designated checkpoints only, and must be completed before the selectee may continue.
4. The Mission (trail) must be completed at a runners pace. Walking the entire trail is not authorized.
5. Hashers not trashers, Empty shotgun vessels will not be left on trial and will be carried back as proof of completion.

Promotion standards
1. Upon completion of the Operative Requirements, Selectees will officially be a member of SW6 and will earn the rank of Seaman First Class.
2. For all Booze Hound that complete the Operative Requirements, these members will earn the rank of Petty Officer.
Members who are Non Booze Hounds will receive this promotion after completing Booze Hound.
3. To earn a promotion after being inducted in to the SW6, members must perform a task that is Swill Team worthy.
Examples:
Hare a trail while completing the Operative Requirements
Complete Operative Requirements with 24oz “tallboy or Danger Cans”


Promotions will be determined by the senior member or members of Swill Team 6, and promotion rank will vary depending on the level of Swill Team intensity of the task.

Lastly any member or selectee who snares the hare while said person is performing the Operative Requirements will earn the title of “Swill Team Terrorist”
a. Swill Team Terrorist will be stripped of any previous rank.
b. Terrorist will also no longer be authorized to wear the Swill Team bronze eagle patch, instead replace with a Red Eagle

Mission standards
The following must be met in order to be an approved mission

One member of SW6 must be a participant of the mission. (exception, if no SW6 member is present the mission must be approved by senior member of SW6)

If the Hare is not a SW6 member, they must be properly brief on mission procedures. (I.E. proper location for Shotgun checks, etc.)

To count as an official SW6 Mission, the hare must complete the SW6 Operative requirements, even if the hare already an inducted member of SW6.

When Hare is completing the SW6 Operative requirements, the hare must follow all requirements. No exception will be made, especially requirement #3.

It is highly recommend but not required, if the Hare is completing the Operative requirement that they have a Co-Hare.

Lastly, Swill Team 6 is an independent entity, and in not part of any single hash.
Similar to the “Wild Rover” tradition, ST6 Operatives may be members of any kennel worldwide. And missions may be on any trail that any kennel is willing to host.



*** Below are the details for a patch challenge. This is completely optional. For those who will not take part in the past challenge.
There will be a turkey/eagle split and those who do not want to participate will take the turkey and those who do the patch challenge are required to go through the eagle.





Example of ST6 trail information:

// TOP SECRETIVE SQUIRREL // IN THE LIEUTENANT COCKÓ BEL GRÃNDE// START TRANSMISSION // WARNING ORDER ATTENTION ALL SWILL TEAM 6 (ST6) MEMBERS (AND POTENTIAL RECRUITS),
COMMAND AND CONTROL HAS INITIATED “OPERATION F U PUTIN”.
MISSION OBJECTED IS TO SEND RECRUIT GEICO ON 12 MARCH 2022, 1500 HOURS AT HQ ( 29.41286° N, 98.78892° W )
TO SNEAK RECRUIT GEICO BEHIND ENEMY LINES FOR AN ESTIMATE 6 MONTHS IN SUPPORT OF UKRAINE. //

HARES: IN THE LIEUTNANT COCKÓ BEL GRÃNDE AND RECRUIT GEICO. //RULES OF ENGAGEMENTS LISTED BELOW//. LEAVE NO BEER BEHIND! // END OF TRANSMISSION //



1. The following are the rules of engagement and standard operating procedures for any and all Swill Team 6 missions as directed by SW6 Admiral Shuttlecock.
Revision 1.2 (section: Mission Standards 3,4) Swill Team 6 Operative Requirements Selectee must complete the requirements listed below to become a fully inducted operative of SW6.

a. On a Swill Team 6 Mission (a pre designated trail) the Selectee Must complete the entire trail. “Zenning or Booze hounding” is not authorized.

b. During the Swill Team mission, the selectee must carry a six pack of standard 12oz beer cans (4 % alcohol content minimum).
The beer may be of the Selectee’s choice, and must be beer. Anything else MUST be above 6.9 % content and still meet 12oz requirement.

c. At six designated check points throughout the mission, the selectee will stop and shotgun a beer.
One of the six being carried will be shot gunned and will be done at designated checkpoints only, and must be completed before the selectee may continue.

d. The Mission (trail) must be completed at a runners pace. Walking the entire trail is not authorized.

e. Hashers not trashers! Empty shotgun vessels will not be left on trial and will be carried back as proof of completion.



2. Promotion standards:

a. Upon completion of the Operative Requirements, Selectees will officially be a member of SW6 and will earn the rank of Seaman First Class.

b. For all Booze Hound that complete the Operative Requirements, these members will earn the rank of Petty Officer.
Members who are Non Booze Hounds will receive this promotion after completing Booze Hound.

c. To earn a promotion after being inducted in to the SW6, members must perform a task that is Swill Team worthy.
Examples: Hare a trail while completing the Operative Requirements Complete Operative Requirements with 24oz “tallboy or Danger Cans”.

d. Promotions will be determined by the senior member or members of Swill Team 6, and promotion rank will vary depending on the level of Swill Team intensity of the task.

e. Lastly any member or selectee who snares the hare while said person is performing the Operative Requirements will earn the title of “Swill Team Terrorist”.

f. Swill Team Terrorist will be stripped of any previous rank.

g. Terrorist will also no long be authorized to wear the Swill Team bronze eagle patch, instead replace with a Red Eagle Mission standards.

3. The following must be met in order to be an approved mission:

a. One member of SW6 must be a participant of the mission. (exception, if no SW6 member is present the mission must be approved by senior member of SW6).

b. If the Hare is not a SW6 member, they must be properly brief on mission procedures. (I.E. proper location for Shotgun checks, etc.).

c. To count as an official SW6 Mission, the hare must complete the SW6 Operative requirements, even if the hare already an inducted member of SW6.

d. When Hare is completing the SW6 Operative requirements, the hare must follow all requirements. No exception will be made, especially requirement #3.

e. It is highly recommend but not required, if the Hare is completing the Operative requirement that they have a Co-Hare.

f. Swill Team 6 is an independent entity, and in not part of any single hash. Similar to the “Wild Rover” tradition.
ST6 Operatives may be members of any kennel worldwide. Missions may be on any trail that any kennel is willing to host.

4. Below is the anal rank scale: selectee - promotes to Semen Asshole after completing Basic (no-name hasher holds selectee rank until named).

Semen
Petting Orifice 2nd Class
Petting Orifice 1st Class
Chief Penetrating Orifice
Senior Chief Penetrating Orifice
Master Chief Penetrating Orifice
Master Chief of SW6 -Must hold admin rights to SW6 page
Chief Wanker Officer
Butterbar
Lieutenant Virgin Grade
In the Lieutenant
Lieutenant Cummander
Cummander
Anal Eagle
Rear End Admiral
Anal Vice Admiral
Admiral
Admiral of SW6 - Must hold admin rights to SW6 page
Can-sniffing K9 - rank held by dogs completing the mission
Terrorist - no rank, someone who snared the hare operative during a mission


5. Below is a list of known, accepted ways of promotion:

Basic - 6 cans (12 oz)- completing a mission.
Hares Away- 6 cans (12 oz) - haring a mission.
battle rattle - 6 cans (>=12 oz) - complete a mission in full tactical gear.
Prove your worth - 6 cans (16 oz)- completing a mission.
Boozehound - 6 cans (>=12 oz) + 1 liter - Complete mission and chug a liter of beer in 69 seconds (or less).
Tall Boys - 6 cans (24 oz) - completing a mission.
Juice Jedi - 6 cans (>=12 oz) + 1 bottle of soju - complete the mission then down a bottle of soju in circle.

6. Each 6 missions completed, regardless of promotions attained (i.e. Petting Orifice 1st Class by completing world traveler), will be awarded the next rank, up to Chief Penetrating Orifice.
To gain rank higher than Master Chief Penetrating Orifice an operator must brief on SW6 during circle before trail, hare a trail, and write an After Action Report.

7. Below are promotions for RR:

a. World traveler - 6 cans (bottles are acceptable - don't smash the bottle, >=12 oz, >=5% ABV) - complete at designated spots.

b. 40 oz to freedom - 40 oz + 6 cans (>=12 oz) - 40 must be empty before on-in.

c. Debrief - 64 oz + 6 cans (>=12 oz) - complete 64 oz during end circle, or on-after, within 15 mins.
Vomit in circle should not be tolerated and will constitute dishonorable discharge (see below) and endless ridicule.

d. Man Down - 12 cans (>=12 oz) - complete 2 cans per designated spot.

e. Amphibious assault - 6 cans (>=12 oz) - must wear underwater mask and snorkel (breathing through the snorkel while running is optional and not recommended.

8. Below are ways to get disqualified from mission:

a. Came early - accidentally skipping marks and not going back to find them before on-in.

b. Walking dead - getting caught casually walking during mission.

c. No proof - not showing proof of completion (6 empty cans).

d. Dishonorable discharge - vomiting in circle.

9. Below are ways to get disqualified and lose rank for RR:

a. Blue falcon - get caught not carrying your own pack.

b. Cease fire - get caught intentional skipping a check and/or pouring ammunition (beer) any place other than your mouth.


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